What I Would Say

Question

You know how homophobes have obnoxious questions/statements? Like:

Them: How do you know you're gay if you've never tried being straight?

Me: How do you know you're straight if you haven't tried being gay?

Them: LGBTQ+ is a choice.

Me: Become LGBTQ+ then.

Them: Think of the children!

Me: Think of the closeted children that have to pretend they're cis and/or straight. All because of you.

Them: Hehehe, I'm superstraight, I'm LGBT+ too!

Me: Super straight is just straight with a mix of transphobia. You're not LGBTQIA+. Please, just stop.

Them: Don't say I'M homophobic, I'm not scared of gays!

Me: . . .No. Just no. That's not even what that means.

Answer 1

What EloquentRacer92 Would Say

random person at gas station: yo lets form a homophobe club

me: 1, you are not using proper spelling, capitalization, or punctuation. 2, there is no anti-LGBT club in our database. You are permanently banned from forming clubs.

random person at gas station:

Comments

That's a good thing to say! :)

Answer 2

#Relatable. I'm pretty sure I'm cis but I dislike people like what you're describing ​​​​​​very much. At least that part of them.

Comments

Yup. I don't like how homophobes decide to be this way!