You know how homophobes have obnoxious questions/statements? Like:
Them: How do you know you're gay if you've never tried being straight?
Me: How do you know you're straight if you haven't tried being gay?
Them: LGBTQ+ is a choice.
Me: Become LGBTQ+ then.
Them: Think of the children!
Me: Think of the closeted children that have to pretend they're cis and/or straight. All because of you.
Them: Hehehe, I'm superstraight, I'm LGBT+ too!
Me: Super straight is just straight with a mix of transphobia. You're not LGBTQIA+. Please, just stop.
Them: Don't say I'M homophobic, I'm not scared of gays!
Me: . . .No. Just no. That's not even what that means.