this will be a short episode series.
“So I’m going down the cubicles, and I see Ralph with his shirt off and a beer bottle in his hand.” Carter says.
“Ralph, you know you cant have beer on the job.” Carter says to Ralph.
“Oh… I dont think so.” Ralph says drunkily before pulling out a 20 gauge pump shotgun, pumping it.
“WOAH! PUT IT DOWN!” Carter yells.
“Or what?” Ralph asks drunkily, still holding the shotgun.
“What caliber is that in?” Carter asks genuinely, with everyone around startled and scared of the drunk man with a shotgun.
“20 Gauge.” Ralph replies.
“Oh. EVERYBODY, ITS OKAY! ITS A WEAK CALIBER, GOOD FOR MESSING WITH BABYSITTERS BUT NOT MUCH ELSE, WE CAN GET BACK TO WORK!” Carter says to everyone.
“But- but, I killed like 3 does with this thing.” Ralph said sadly.
“We’re in dallas, legal limit is 3 does. When did you kill em?” Carter asked, sighing.
“May.” Ralph asked, wondering.
“That’s illegal.” Carter replied.
Ralph now looks like this:
