story of the day( i did not write this)-Emma

Question

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park
bench sobbing his eyes out.  I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

 

He told me, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every
morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and
freshly ground coffee.'

I continued, 'Well, then why are you crying?'

He added, 'She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite
biscuits, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest
of the afternoon.'

I said, 'Well, why are you crying?'

He said, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my
favourite dessert and then we cuddle until the small hours.'

I inquired, 'Well then, why in the world would you be crying?'

He replied, 'I can't remember where I live.'

Comments

Keep doing this !

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Answer 1

Ha ! Nice .

Answer 2

Wow 22 yr old wife and he's an old man. Sounds sus

 

 

 

 

PRISON!

Comments

Well technically it is legal cause they are both over 18... Still gross tho

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You think?

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yeah it does sound a little sus.

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Thanks!