+13 votes
5.7k views
in Writing Contests by (147k points)

BASICALLY HERE'S HOW IT GOES

(this is almost the exact same as the throwing things rp I did once now that I think about it

COMMENT LIKE THIS- "Banning" people for an absurd reason

No we are not actually banning people lol


EXAMPLE :P

Esie: I ban Esie the III because Redtail got shmooshed by a rock

Esie the III: I ban Esie because a lot a characters in Warrior cats would still be alive if the Minecraft laws of gravity was somehow connected to that book series.

...

Esie2: i ban esie becuz therhs no law sayin i cant

Esie: I ban Esie2 because I MAKE THE LAWS, DRAGON.

Esie the III: I ban Esie because well, you haven't made that law yet, have you?

Esie2: i ban esieIII becuz yes


Yea this is basically that. Now ban other users >:)

DISCLAIMER: Please don't take it personally if someone bans you lol, this is just a joke.




17 Answers

0 votes
by (550k points)
I ban everyone who hasn't attempted to speedrun a game bc speedrunning is awesome (I'm speedrunning mcsm)
0 votes
by (44.0k points)
I ban GirlPwr4Eva because she’s my bestie
by (231k points)
I ban Athena becuz she said Leo isn't hawt >:[
by (44.0k points)
GORL I SAID I DIDN’T FIND PERSONALLY FIND HIM HOT, I DIDN’T SAY OUTRIGHT THAT HE WASN’T HOT.
by (231k points)

I still ban athena because she still said he wasn't hawt. dumbsnooty

0 votes
by (529k points)
I ban everyone because we can't let this die again.
0 votes
by (161k points)
I ban everyone for being nice
by (206k points)
+1
I ban U for baning everyone!
by (529k points)
I ban GC for saying that I'm nice x3
0 votes
by (71.2k points)
i ban cheerless cheerleader bc GIRL WAKE UP NEW LOVEJOY UNRELEASED SONG SNIPPET JUST DROPPED!!!!
by (967k points)
I ban Nobi because I did 70 to 80 pages of math so far today.
by (529k points)
I ban Elo because that is unholy.

But good for you because you'll probably have a very well paying job later in life that is also quick money x3
by (967k points)
+1
I ban Nobi because I’m on my 3rd long break of 25 minutes, and I did about 90 pages of math now.
by (529k points)
I ban Elo because

I

e   n   v   y

y   o   u   r

m   a   t   h

s   k   i   l   l   s
by (967k points)
I ban Nobi and Sloth because my best friend is at page 330 and I’m at page 450.
by (529k points)
I ban Elo because you're killing it and also because "Elo" wanted to autocorrect to "Sloth" even though I was certain of who I was banning.
by (529k points)
I ban Sloth because it's raining tacos.
by (206k points)
I banNobi for banning sloth because its raining bacon not tacos!
by (967k points)
I ban Nobi because all I have is a water gun.
by (231k points)
+1
I ban myself for being an idiot :D
+1 vote
by (529k points)
O

CHEESE I REMEMBER THIS
+2 votes
by (529k points)
Okay, so this is what I missed, huh?

I ban Esie because my tablet wanted to say "said"
by (119k points)
I ban esie because she moved this post
by (119k points)
I ban Nobi for making me scroll down
by (231k points)
i ban everybody because we let this die for:

27 days
by (967k points)
I ban GirlPwr4Eva because the string has been moved.
by (529k points)
I ban GP because she did the math.
by (231k points)
i ban elo cause send me tah link pls
by (967k points)
I ban GirlPwr4Eva because I don’t know where it’s been moved.
by (795k points)
670 COMMENTS
SHR has a worthy oponent
by (529k points)
+1
I'm very proud of this x3
by (795k points)
wheeze
+2 votes
by (29.5k points)
I ban Everyone for not joining this contest!!!
+1 vote
by
I BAN EVERYBODY BECAUSE I HATE MOST MARSHMALLOWS.
by (147k points)
+2
I BAN WRITINGNERD BECAUSE I AGREE W/ YOU LOL
by
+2
I BAN ESIE BECAUSE I AGREE WITH YOU AGREEING WITH ME.
by (147k points)
+2
I ban Writingnerd for not knowing the Muffin Man
by
+2
*gasp*

I ban Esie because the Muffin Man is actually plotting against us all.
by (147k points)
+2
I ban writingnerd because I know his sister, madame macaroon.
by
+2
I ban Esie because Madame Macaroon is best friends with Little Bo Peep. . .And we all know that she never lost her sheep-she was the wolf.
by
+2
I ban Esie because the Muffin Man has a floor made out of Legos which is a crime.
by (147k points)
+2
I ban Writingnerd because my left hand hurts from writing so much in cursive today.
by
+2
I ban Esie because I didn't see this until now.
by (147k points)
+2
I ban Writingnerd because *screeches*
by
+2
I ban Esie because I can and also because *awkward thumbs up* I want to.
by (147k points)
+2
I ban Writingnerd because *more joyous screeching*
by
+2
I ban Esie because I DO TOO MANY PEACE SIGNS.
by (147k points)
+2
I ban writingnerd because
by
+2
I ban Esie because books are underrated.
by (147k points)
+2
I ban Writingnerd because poetry is even more underrated.
by
+2
I ban Esie because I love poetry.
by (147k points)
+1
I ban Writingnerd because Lamplighter died of squares :sobs:
+2 votes
by

I ban Elo because .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Urmum smile-sunglasses

by (967k points)
+2
I ban Puppylove because no.



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