Okay, im finna get hate for this list
Spoiler warning, why would you expect me to not spoil stuff here lol
Starting off,
#4: the meg
Honestly this movie was really good
but the whole thing was just so slow
Also, this movie had a REALLY good opportunity to balance out the MTWKC Ratio (Men To Women Kill Count Ratio) due to having a somewhat similar amount of men and women.
But, like most movies, it didn’t have the guts to.
Otherwise, pretty good.
6/10
#3: Deep Blue Sea
Okay, this is where it starts to get hard to rank em.
This movie literally keeps you on your feet from the first intense moment (about 20-30 minutes in).
Its so unrealistic its exciting.
The sharks are stupidly large, stupidly intelligent, and stupidly maneuverable.
I would love if Carter, Susan, and Preacher survived.
I would get my ship AND my bro preacher to survive.
This was really good at scaring me.
About 7 months ago in the Philippines, one night, me and my cuz decided we would watch some scary shark movies.
We watched this, and we got scared so much.
Especially the scene where we get jumpscared by a corpse with an oxygen mask.
stupidly amazing movie.
8/10.
#2 Jaws
Okay yall finna get mad at me for this being #1
But anyways
To the reasons why this film is phenomenal.
This film takes a while for the story to fully bloom and come to fruition, but when it does, it’s amazing. The USS Indianapolis speech, Three Barrels, The Hunt, and oh my gosh,
THE ENDING.
It was so perfect.
Slightly unrealistic, but perfect.
Earlier I mentioned about me and my cousin having shark movie night.
We watched jaws too.
And the Ben Gardner corpse jumpscare.
that was perfectly timed.
This movie was not nearly as scary as deep blue sea, but it was better than deep blue sea.
10/10.
#1 Meg 2: The Trench
I will get SO MUCH hate for this.
I have reasons.
1: balances MTWKC Ratio, which the first one didnt even try to do.
2: has more sharks than the first one.
3: more brutality than the first one.
4: more death than the first one.
5: more action than the first one.
6: more fun than the first one.
7: story quickly develops.
8: gigachad jiuming.
9: Meiying isn’t annoying anymore.
10: human antagonists.
11: epic t rex death.
12: kaiju sized scarface shark.
13: DJ is the best character, he improved alot and his character was already really good.
14: “International Rescue? We need rescue. Send the National Guard, the Life Guard, the Coast Guard, whoever you got! Just send them now!” - DJ
15: 50 AE Desert Eagle with poison tipped bullets
16: weird lizard dinosaur doodads
17: unrealistic, very unrealistic, but not stupidly realistic, which makes the movie better
This movie freaking STOMPS the first one.
The first one is pathetic compared to this.
100/10.
Hope you enjoyed
Goobay.
