Cyd: Why is everybody wearing blankets?
(laugh track)
Shelby: .Those are called togas. Will you ever listen in history class?
Cyd: Nope.
(laugh track)
Mobile Library Guy: (with Greek accent) Get a scroll, get knowledge.
Cyd: What is a scroll?
Shelby: It's like a roll of toilet paper.
Cyd: A roll of toilet paper that makes you smarter? I'm in!
(laugh track)
Shelby: (looks through scrolls) Aha! This scroll will help us with our mythology project!
Cyd: (reads scroll) Athena, goddess of wisdom, was admired by the people of Athens. But Posideon was treated in the same way. Hence, it was undecided what the name of Athens was going to be. So, Posideon gave the mortals the gift of saltwater. After Athena ordered the mortals to drink the said water, the mortals discovered that the water was disgusting. So, Athena gave them an olive tree. They cherished it and named the city Athens in honor of Athena.
Shelby: This has given us a clue!
Cyd: Oh yeah! We have to find Athena!
Shelby: No! We have to find an olive tree! Follow me!
