I realized how SUS the Barbie girl song was

Question

So I changed the lyrics:

I'ma  Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! Life in plastic, is fantastic; You can brush my hair and take me anywhere.

Imagination, life is your creation!

yeah.

Very much so unsus

Answer 1

This is why Ava Max’s version is better

Comments

Honestly I like ava max

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well she does look like a Barbie-

My sister is OBSESSED WITH HER SONG, Kings and Queens. And she sings it horridly...

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iiFffF aAaAlLl oFffOf tHe kIiiiIiIiInnNgGGs hAAdD tHe qUeeEnSzSzz oN tHeeeE tHrOoooEoeEoEnE

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tTHHHHHHHHHeeeyeyeye WooodudlLlld PoPOpOp ChaaAAAAMMMppPpaaaaagnNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAANndndnd RaISe A tOOAOAOAOAOAOAOST (i thought this said, "They would pop lock baby and raisin toast-" until I read the lyrics )

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She doesn't sing it too bad x3

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I absolutely HATE Ava Max’s music. Even more than Taylor Swift and Carly Rae Jepsen.

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I like the song I just couldn't understand a word of it-

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WHAT

I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE

SHES MY SECOND FAVORITE ARTIST

then again

That celebrity you showed me 

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NooOoOo dAaMsEeel iNnn dIIIIISSSTREEssSssSsS ddoooOonnnnTtT nneeeEeDdD tooOooOoo sAAAaaave meeeEeee

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You mean THIS cute guy, Sloth?

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I just realized something about this picture- he doesn't know whether he wants to look redneck, or emo 

But Elo, you're fr a queen 'cause I strongly dislike Ava Max 

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What cute guy

There’s no picture just an empty space

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Elo, I understand you like this guy, but do you have to post big pictures of him shirtless?

I just don't want my parents looking behind me and not knowing why there's a picture of a big shirtless guy on my screen—

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BAHAAHA- 

Seriously tho a big fear of mine is that mu parentos look at my computer and see 

sussy 

items occuring

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I KNOW, THAT'S A BIG FEAR OF MINE, TOO—

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sussy

items such as a shirtless rockstar from RHCP

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AGREED

LIKE MY DAD LAUGHED BECAUSE AN AM I GAY TEST AD POPPED UP

I WAS SWEATING

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 One of my besties did that quiz and had to go through the pain that is permenatly deleting history

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Bro why is that guy every where.

Fr Cheer I really looks half way between redneck and emo. Emoneck

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Remo.

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I can’t delete my history but I never looked up anything like that 

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What is happening now…

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What are we even talking about—

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It's beyond your plain of existence.

MWHAHAHHAHHHAHA

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My plane of existence is 4-dimensional 

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What is going on here bro

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Am I the only person who thought these lyrics were the real lyrics??

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WAIT YOU THOUGHT THIS STRING WAS A SONG—

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NO I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BARBIE SONG 

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OH GOD

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW—

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Imagine a song called KT KHAOS and the lyrics are:

Honestly I like ava max

well she does look like a Barbie-

My sister is OBSESSED WITH HER SONG, Kings and Queens. And she sings it horridly...

iiFffF aAaAlLl oFffOf tHe kIiiiIiIiInnNgGGs hAAdD tHe qUeeEnSzSzz oN tHeeeE ttHhHHOoooooneeeeeee

tTHHHHHHHHHeeeyeyeye WooodudlLlld PoPOpOp ChaaAAAAMMMppPpaaaaagnNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAANndndnd RaISe A tOOAOAOAOAOAOAOST (i thought this said, "They would pop lock baby and raisin toast-" until I read the lyrics 

She doesn't sing it too bad x3

I absolutely HATE Ava Max’s music. Even more than Taylor Swift and Carly Rae Jepsen.

I like the song I just couldn't understand a word of it-

WHAT

I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE

SHES MY SECOND FAVORITE ARTIST

then again

That celebrity you showed me 

NooOoOo dAaMsEeel iNnn dIIIIISSSTREEssSssSsS ddoooOonnnnTtT nneeeEeDdD tooOooOoo sAAAaaave meeeEeee

You mean THIS cute guy, Sloth?

*insert picture of Anthony something or other*

I just realized something about this picture- he doesn't know whether he wants to look redneck, or emo 

But Elo, you're fr a queen 'cause I strongly dislike Ava Max 

What cute guy

There’s no picture just an blank space 

Elo, I understand you like this guy, but do you have to post big pictures of him shirtless?

I just don't want my parents looking behind me and not knowing why there's a picture of a big shirtless guy on my screen—

BAHAAHA- 

Seriously tho a big fear of mine is that mu parentos look at my computer and see 

sussy 

items occuring

I KNOW, THAT'S A BIG FEAR OF MINE, TOO—

sussy

items such as a shirtless rockstar from RHCP

AGREED

LIKE MY DAD LAUGHED BECAUSE AN AM I GAY TEST AD POPPED UP 

I WAS SWEATING

 One of my besties did that quiz and had to go through the pain that is permenatly deleting her history

Bro why is that guy every where.

Fr Cheer I really looks half way between redneck and emo. Emoneck

Remo.

I can’t delete my history but I never looked up anything like 

What is happening now…

What are we even talking about—

It's beyond your plain of existence. 

MWHAHAHHAHHHAHA

commented 22 hours ago by nobodyimportant (486kpoints)

My plane of existence is 4-dimensional 

What is going on here bro

Am I the only person who thought these lyrics were the real lyrics??

WAIT YOU THOUGHT THIS STRING WAS A SONG—

NO I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BARBIE SONG 

OH GOD 

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW—

Jammin to my new fav song be like:

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Download it at your nearest McDonalds :D

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It’s only 289$ plus fanum tax!

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Get ready to grimace shake at the tune :D

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Guys I sang that whole song it's kinda fire

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Listen to it on the skibidi toilet!

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But after, you might have to use the skibidi toilet from overexposure to cringe!

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Eat rizzlers Twizzlers while you listen :D

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Claim it today, or it will be sus sold out!

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We promise it won't have an viruses sigma 

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Approved by Joe Mama!

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Also approved by the Cocomelon favorite, Yoyo! mama hehe

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And John! cena

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And Rick! roll

Answer 2

I what's sus about it I know all the sus

Answer 3

Girl you only just realized this?!

Comments

ARE U ASSUMING MY GENDER?

I proudly go by She/Her/Girlie/Girlie pop/Woman (No Doja Cat)/Sweetie/Princess/Flxffi/Pxppi/Pups/ or kitty (Because it turns out I am a cat >:) Nah jk I'ma dog cuz dogs are Pawsome.

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Woman let me be your woman

Answer 4

I love the song Barbie girl by aqua

Answer 5

And yet, everyone in my school (including me) still sings along to the song when it comes on.

Comments

Your school is sus 

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I know.

Answer 6

Dis ain't sus.

Comments

The OG is.

Answer 7

There are other words that are just no, but I'm glad you took them out because KS would probably be like:

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Comments

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YES EXACTLY

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Criminally offensive side-eye 

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Communist side-eye  

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Capitalist side-eye 

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Imperial side-eye 

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Oh, nobi and her communism...

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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAIFBAIODUVABOSUEJQOAHEIQUWHOQF—

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I never understood the term “*cries in hammer and sickle*” until I looked up the communist flag—

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Aww, I'm glad I taught people something 

HEY WAIT A SECOND 

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR USERNAME

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I PM’d KT abt it :)

Idk I just like the squiggly little lines. Idk what they’re called-

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You also got rid of the I x3