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Queen of Hearts Daycare Comedy Skit

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The Queen of Hearts was sitting next to Jeremy at daycare. The Queen stole his candy. One of the adult saw it.

adult:"Hey, ms. Hearts?"

Queen:"Yes?"

adult:"How would you feel if Jeremy stole your candy?"

Queen:"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

adult:"How would you feel if he said that to you?"

Queen:"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

adult:...

adult:"I'M OUT!"

the adult walked away.

Just a comedy skit i made with baby Queen of Hearts at daycare. What could go wrong?




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This seems good, very funny! I heard this joke once, here it is:

The teacher walks in. It was moment to turn in the classes homework, as one student names Freddie laid silent, as he didn't do his homework.

Freddie: Would you *sniff* punish me for something i-i didn't do?

Teacher: of course not, Freddie, why would i do that?

Freddie: well, i didnt do my *sniff* homework

Teacher: WHAT??!

Freddie: what, u said you'd wouldn't punish me for something i didn't do.

 

Have u heard it? was it funny?
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Lol
by (165k points)
Lol i thought you were knight star
by (415k points)
+1
BTW that was me too lazy to sign in
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Cool! That's really funny!
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by (137k points)
LOL I actually based my username off of the Queen of Hearts.
by (165k points)
Ok Queeny of Hearts
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Lol
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Do you like the part were the adult said I'M OUT!
by (137k points)
Yup!



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