I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
I have a couple:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayane Boosler
-CraftyGirlJuJu