a boy wanted to buy a magic set. so he turns into a supermarket.
We created a new Q&A category here called Jokes and Riddles. As the name suggests, it is the place to post fun jokes and riddles for kids. As you all know, ... ones or they will get rejected. Look forward to hearing some good ones! KidzSearch.com
All credit goes to V on Khan Academy! Remember to tell me your favorite joke(s) 1. Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave ... : I haven't decided yet. Moe: What did you give him last year? Joe: The measles.
Do you ever looks at someone and think "oh they're cute" and wonder if anyone thinks you are cute like you think that person is cute, and then you look in the mirror and ... * I like girls, all I really want is girls, and in the morning it's girls.
"Trump said you can fire someone for being gay. Well employer, you can fire me for being gay but you can't stop me from slashing your tires." *sees a lesbian ... but I'm actually gender intolerant. And last but not least, why do you care?
I have four fingers and a thumb, but i am not living. What am I? I have keys but no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but cannot go outside. What am I? I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me. What am I?
Pennys mom has three children. One named Nickle and one named Quarter. What was the other child’s name? It’s so easy.
Please post some updated and challenging riddles for us. You have some pretty good ones.
1. Mr. Smith has 4 daughters, each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have? 2. Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a diner to eat dinner. ... the food. Who did? 3. How do you make the number one Disappear by adding to it?
1. You are reading this. 2. You cant say the letter m without touching your lips. 3. You just tried it. 5. Your smiling. 6. You didn't notice that I skipped #4. 7. You just checked. 8. Your smiling again. I hope you liked this joke!
1. What color is snow? What color is vinalla ice cream? What is the color of an (pure white) ferret?What do cows drink? 2. Maggie's siblings are Arthur, ... Drew. How many children does their mother have? (Put your answers in the comments below!)
Funny riddle!Hee Hee Hee Hee!
Who's there? Murray Murray who? Murray Christmas!
KNOCK KNOCK who's there? old little lady old little lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
KNOCK KNOCK who's there? orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there? orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there bannanna Bannana who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi my name is prettyhorselover578 and yikes, sorry that's tommy he is crazy no tommy, ugh ok where was I, ah yes I am a horse rider and tommy is um... crazy yeah that ... that ugh I hate being his sis bye I guess I need to watch him no tommy bye guys
Here is a fun riddle. How do you fix a broken orchestra?
I want to laugh!!!!!
how do I post a picture for the contest? I have some funny catnip stuff
apologies advance to the suger hill hang a said a hip hop peek and pop and you don't stop space racket to the pong pong adoogie say out jump the doozie to the ryphme of the ontolagy
Over the sugar hill gang I said a hip hop save me from the clippie space racket to the pong pong—a doogie say out jump the doozie to the ryphm of the ontology
I am teacher I am a tamer I am a student I am a tutor I am a girl I am a lady I am a glasses person But don't call me laddie! I may let you cheat I may let you score But watch out! There's more ... S S W I T H T H E T E A C H E R T A M E R ! ! ! ! !