"Trump said you can fire someone for being gay. Well employer, you can fire me for being gay but you can't stop me from slashing your tires."
*sees a lesbian girl from behind* Music: Turn around *it's a guy with long hair* Music: Turn back around
(Audio in quotes, captions not) Me trying to stay in the closet "One of you will betray me tonight" Me defending the LGBTQ+ community from homophobes "Is it me, Jesus?" "No, it's not you" Me buying rainbow clothing "Is it me, Jesus?" "No, it isn't you either" Me accidently outing myself with gay jokes "Is it me Jesus?" "*mockingly* Is it me Jesus?"
Dad- Are you going to the prom?
Dad- Oh, you have a date?
Girl- I am going with Jess
Dad- Why are you going with a friend, you are supposed to go with a boy.
Music- And then I came out.
Person- So your Bi?
Bi person- Yeah, but I have never been out with a girl before
Person- Isn't your ex trans?
Bi person- Yeah, he is
Person- Well if he was born a girl isn't he a girl then?
Bi person- I don't answer stupid questions.
People purposely calling me a girl even though I am trans-
Me- When I was a young boy, I was a young boy and I was a boy, I was and am a boy.
Person- But like, what's your gender?
Agender person- Oh I was never born with one. Can you believe I lost it? So my sister broke mine and my mom never got me a new one. The hospital was running out. You know, I always wanted one but they are just so expensive. I always said I was gonna get one but they were always sold out at the store. You know, I read it was better for the environment if you didn't have one. This is embarrassing but I'm actually gender intolerant. And last but not least, why do you care?