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Knock Knock

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Murray

Murray who?

Murray Christmas!
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover its butt qack

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by 🌀 Sorcerer (27.9k points)
lol like merry Christmas but Murrey Christmas
by 🪄 Spell Caster (2.1k points)
I hAve heard of that joke before lol

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