Hacker: Good. Now we have full access to Esie’s computer. *messes around*
*a couple of hours later*
Hacker: Now it’s done and hidden!
Esie: Alright, let’s go on! Ima try again.
Esie: Huh?? What happened??
*ransomware screen pops up*
Ransomware Screen: YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO PAY THIS OR ELSE YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE GONE FOREVER.
Esie: NOOOOOOOOO!! Better tell Esie2!
Esie2: what?? wdym ransomware?
Esie: AND I HAVE 5 MINUTES TO PAY IT OR ELSE I LOOSE MY PRECIOUS COMPUTER FOREVER.
Esie2: ok, ill help you *tries to send $2000, but fails*
Esie: welp, there goes my computer… Wait a minute, seriously? IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK THE WHOLE TIME?!
Esie2: yeah, happy april fools!
Esie: That’s genius!
*EloquentRacer92 joins the chat*
EloquentRacer92: Err, does anyone on here know if www.EloquentPeople.com is safe?