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"Trump said you can fire someone for being gay. Well employer, you can fire me for being gay but you can't stop me from slashing your tires."

 

*sees a lesbian girl from behind*  Music: Turn around *it's a guy with long hair* Music: Turn back around

 

(Audio in quotes, captions not) Me trying to stay in the closet "One of you will betray me tonight" Me defending the LGBTQ+ community from homophobes "Is it me, Jesus?" "No, it's not you" Me buying rainbow clothing "Is it me, Jesus?" "No, it isn't you either" Me accidently outing myself with gay jokes "Is it me Jesus?" "*mockingly* Is it me Jesus?"

 

Dad- Are you going to the prom?

Girl- Yeah

Dad- Oh, you have a date?

Girl- I am going with Jess

Dad- Why are you going with a friend, you are supposed to go with a boy.

Music- And then I came out.

 

Person- So your Bi?

Bi person- Yeah, but I have never been out with a girl before

Person- Isn't your ex trans?

Bi person- Yeah, he is

Person- Well if he was born a girl isn't he a girl then?

Bi person- I don't answer stupid questions.

 

People purposely calling me a girl even though I am trans-

Me- When I was a young boy, I was a young boy and I was a boy, I was and am a boy.

 

Person- But like, what's your gender?

Agender person- Oh I was never born with one. Can you believe I lost it? So my sister broke mine and my mom never got me a new one. The hospital was running out. You know, I always wanted one but they are just so expensive. I always said I was gonna get one but they were always sold out at the store. You know, I read it was better for the environment if you didn't have one. This is embarrassing but I'm actually gender intolerant. And last but not least, why do you care?



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They say your gender is what's in your pants... *Looks in pants, PANIC!!* OH NO! My gender! Where did I put it? Where is my gender? Oh wait, I forgot I don't have one!
+1 vote
by (415k points)
wHAT IS AGENDER O MY WHAT HAS OUR WORLD COME TO..

lol
by (165k points)
+1
A ender means you do not classify as a gender.
by (75.6k points)
+1
Whhaaaaa
by (415k points)
+1
Guys, I'm Agender, sometimes I feel like an elephant, sometimes I feel like a tiger...
by (1.34m points)
+1
LOL
by (75.6k points)
+2
i feel like a blubber fish sometimes
by (165k points)
+1
Funny, but stop.
+3 votes
by (75.6k points)
Or here's one also...I am not gay or anything but I see this joke a lot and thought you might like.

Dad- NO DATING BOYS TILL YOU'RE 30

Girl- *gets gf*

Parents- *surprised Pikachu face*
by (165k points)
+1
This will be me one day lol.
by (20.7k points)
Yeah True
+2 votes
by (1.34m points)
Ok the jesus one was not that funny...

Clever I admit, but kinda not funny
by (165k points)
+1
The Jesus one is a popular Tik Tok audio, they just happened to use it for this.
by (28.9k points)
Yeah the other ones had me cracking up but as a christian I don't think the Jesus one was funny
+1 vote
by (82.8k points)
Omg!The last one was really funny!And the bi one to, cuz I'm bi.
by (165k points)
Yeah, these are what I stayed up till 1:00 AM watching. I love them.
by (82.8k points)
Ha!



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