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Why was the computer cold?

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Funny riddle!Hee Hee Hee Hee!smiley

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by 👑 Grand Master (2.21m points)
Cuz his circuits froze
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by 🔥 Spellbinder (107k points)
These are 3 possible answers:

1. It was frozen (it's really annoying when phones and computers freeze)

2. It didn't close the windows (aka the running applications in windowed mode)

3. A virus was inside of it
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by 🌙 Enchanter (453k points) [mod]
It forgot to close its windows.
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The computer froze!!
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because window is opened or window is forgot to close
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It forgot to close its windows!HA
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A COMPUTER VIRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wink

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by 🔥 Spellbinder (114k points)
Porque lo no tenido estado tuco en días...Así, qué instigram:ranad_me dijo.
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Have no idea!
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by 🔮 Warlock (72.4k points) [mod]

Because it had a computer virus?

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Nope!
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because no body touched it for days
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Nope!

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